A man went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. He gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification."
He replied, without hesitation, "No sir, that won't be necessary."
"How come?" asked the man.
"Crooks don't buy peat moss." answered the clerk.
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