Fish vendor: Only 50 cents, very very fresh, if you don't someone else will.
Thief: How much do you have?
Fish vendor: Only 50 cents
Thief: Are you trying to be fresh with me?
Fish vendor: Very very fresh
Thief: Do you want me to kill you?
Fish vendor: If you don't someone else will.
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