Funny Jokes

Joe goes to visit his friend John who owns a farm. When he walks through the front yard, he sees a lamb with a wooden leg. Intrigued, he asks John about the lamb. John then effuses that this lamb is the smartest lamb in the world. John tells how the lamb saved his seven-year-old son from drowning by jumping into the pond and pulling him out. And the lamb also went into the woods and found his lost five-year-old daughter, after a rescue team had spent six hours searching for her. Joe agrees that the lamb is certainly one of a kind, but he is curious to know what the story behind the wooden leg is. John says, "Well, after all he has done, we consider that lamb to be a member of our family. With a lamb like that, you can't eat him all at once."