Funny Jokes
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At my parents' 60th wedding anniversary, my Dad told of how he met Mom. She was an underpaid teacher at a one-room school in rural Manitoba and Dad was working on a nearby farm. One of the local boys had asked her to go to a movie. Dad was also going to the movie, and had caught a ride to town with them. At the theatre, the fellow paid for himself and walked in, leaving Mom standing there with no ticket. She had no money with her, having assumed her date was paying her way. Dad stepped up and paid for her ticket. He said, "That was the best 50 cents I ever invested."