Funny Jokes

It was the wise custom at the retirement home to pair the old couples, and then send them out for dinner and a movie, or other entertainment. This one night, John who was 84, was paired with Jill who was 86.
A few hours later, Jill returned to the home and was she angry!
"What happened that you should be so upset, Jill?", the attendant asked her.
"Coming back with that silly old man John, I had to slap him three times while we were riding back in the cab."
"Oh that's terrible...and at his age too. John ought to be ashamed of himself, making passes at you."
"Passes???", Jill said, "he didn't make passes. I had to slap him three times to see if he was asleep or dead."