Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,
"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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