A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can of beer when a busybody spinster from down the street began to berate him for his appearance.
"What a disgusting sight," she said. "If that belly was on a woman, I'd swear she was pregnant."
To which the man smiled and replied, "Madam, it was and she is."
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