The highly competitive running back went to the team medic. "You have a flu," said the doctor as he looked down at the thermometer, "and unless this fever goes down, you won't be playing Sunday."
"How high is it?" the athlete inquired.
"Just over a hundred degrees."
The running back considered this, then said, "What's the team record?"
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