Q: How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.)
A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.
A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it was politically correct.
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