A young man checked into a hotel for a few hours of pleasure with a girl from the office. The young man turned on the bath. Occupied with a romantic interlude, he neglected to turn off the water in time, and a flood ensued. From the room below, a man yelled up, "You dumb son of a bitch!" Turn off the goddamn water!
"The young man asked, "What kind of language is that? I happen to have a young lady in my room!"
The man from below answered, "What do you think I have down here, a duck?"
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