Funny Jokes

Peter, my eight-year-old grandson, could hardly wait for his mother's birthday. "Wait till you see the card I have for Mom," he said. "It's the best one I ever made." The day arrived, and he presented his card. He glowed with pride as his mom admired the nicely drawn flowers and colorful border, then turned inside to read the verse. "What a great poem, Peter!" she exclaimed. "And you wrote this yourself?" "Well, I didn't write all of it, just the last part." "The last part?" his mom said. "Yes," Peter replied, "the last two lines. 'Your loving son' and 'Peter.'"