That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker, the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
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