It's winter in Iowa and the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 25 below!
Oh, how I love Iowa when the snow's up to your butt; You take a breath of winter air and your nose is frozen shut
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, I guess I'll hang around. I could never leave Iowa , 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.
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