The minute I entered the post office, the postmaster noticed the diamond earrings my husband had just given me. "Those must be real diamonds," she said.
I was thrilled she'd noticed. "Yes, they are. How could you tell?"
"Because," she said, "no one buys fake diamonds that small."
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