Hungarian playwright Ferenc Molnar and a friend were once given complimentary tickets to a rather mediocre play. After the opening scene, Molnar rose and prepared to leave.
"You can't walk out," his friend exclaimed. "We're guests of the management." Molnar reluctantly agreed, sitting through several lines of stultifying dialogue before rising again.
"Now where are you going?" the friend asked with annoyance. "To the ticket office," Molnar replied, "to buy two tickets so we can leave!"
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