George Bernard Shaw once sent Winston Churchill a note inviting him to the debut performance of his play "Saint Joan". He enclosed two tickets: "One for yourself and one for a friend...if you have one."
Unable to attend, Churchill replied to express his regrets and to ask whether he might have tickets for the second night - "if there is one."
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