Funny Jokes

As a foreman for a construction company, my friend John was interviewing an applicant. He asked the plasterer to bring his tools in so he could see what he could do. The fellow returned with tools slung over his shoulder and hanging from his pockets, and in one hand he was holding an unidentifiable object covered in plaster. John asked what it was. "My radio," the chap answered.
"All right," said John, "you can start tomorrow."
The applicant looked surprised. "That's it? You don't want to see what I can do?"
"Any plaster man who has a radio looking like that one," John said, "must have put in at least three years of work."