In my job as a real estate agent, I often encounter buyers who have a hard time making up their minds. After I'd shown 34 houses to a young couple, the husband was sure we'd found the perfect starter home. But his wife still wanted to look at six or seven more.
"Sally," I asked, "how many men did you date before you decided to marry Scott?"
"Only two," she sheepishly replied, and they bought a house that day.
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