Funny Jokes

When I realized that my luggage didn't make it on the flight home with me, I stormed right over to the airport's customer-service counter. "Can you describe your suitcase?" the clerk asked.
"It's a navy-blue duffel bag, 24 inches long, 18 inches wide, and 20 inches high," I said. "It has red piping around the edges, three big stars on one side, and the words Atlanta Olympics in big letters on the other side."
"Okay," she said. "And is there anything distinctive about your bag?"