Funny Jokes
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A man walked into a plush restaurant, was ushered to a table by a formally dressed headwaiter, and sat down at a table on which were displayed the finest china and crystal. Taking the damask napkin from the solid silver napkin ring, he unfolded it, put it around his neck and proceeded to tie a knot in the back. Staring at him, the headwaiter said, between gritted teeth, "Sir, will you have a shave or a haircut?"