A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
'Would you like a cherry on the top?' asked the waitress.
'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet!'
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