You'll sleep, the doctor said. "This green pill will make you think of a beautiful native girl in Tahiti. With the the white pill you'll dream of a fiery, dark-haired Italian girl in Venice. And with the yellow pill you'll dream of a voluptuous senorita in Rio."
The patient went home and told his wife, "I have to take three pills. Don't wake me!"
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