Funny Jokes

A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies.
He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, quiets himself and bows down in prayer.
His friend was touched, and tells him: "This has touched my heart and is very kind and thoughtful of you., but tell me how you became nice like this?"
The faithful Golfer replies, "Sure, I had been married to her for last 35 years and she could have chosen another day to go."