Funny Jokes
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Cradling her newborn, Tiffany told her four-year-old daughter Delaney, "We have to wash our hands before we hold the baby." Delaney said, "But my hands are clean. Look." Tiffany explained, "Everyone has germs on their hands. We just can't see the germs." When the neighbor came over and asked to hold the baby, Delaney piped up, "You can't hold our baby 'cuz Mommy says you're dirty."