Following a terrible fall, my cousin Peter was in a coma. Weeks later, he finally came out of it.
"Peter," said his wife, "how do you feel."
Slowly looking around at the hoses, tubes, wires, and monitors attached to his body, he responded weakly, "Overaccessorized."
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