I arrived home physically exhausted and noticed our car was not in the driveway. As I pulled up, ten-year-old Brandon ran out to greet me. Annoyed that the children had been left alone, I asked, "Where's your father?"
"In the house," Brandon answered.
My voice rising in panic, I screeched, "Well where's the car?"
Brandon looked at me in disbelief. "You're in it."
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