Funny Jokes

Once when I worked in the ER we had a lady and a little girl in who had been involved in a car accident. The little girl had been restrained and was fine. The mother needed X-rays to rule out injuries because she had not been restrained. It was an otherwise quiet day. We had the little girl occupied coloring at a desk just outside the doctors' office. One of our ER doctors was an excellent physician but could be a real pain, especially to the nurses. When I came to check on the little girl, this doctor remarked that since things were slow, why didn't I take a couple of hours and teach her to be a nurse? I said, "I'd be happy to. And then you could take another twenty minutes and teach her to be a doctor."