Me and my chum Jan was walking along the road when a Scotsman in full Highland gear came walking towards us drinking pop.
After he passed us I said 'That was a suicidal Scotsman'
'How do you make that out?' asked Jan.
'Somebody has removed the laces from his shoes'....
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