Funny Jokes
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I needed something dressy to wear to a special event and decided to take apart an evening gown to use its black crepe skirt, shortening it to a trendier length. Feeling resourceful, I carted the dress to the family room and hung it up while I prepared my sewing machine. My husband crossed the room and, without pausing on his way to the staircase, loftily pronounced, "That's much too formal for where we're going." Hastening to reassure him, my response halted him mid-step. "Oh, I won't be too formal," I called. "I'll just be wearing the bottom half."