A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says, "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies,
"OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay."
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