A British had come to Belfast for some skydiving and viewing on Sunday. Towards the evening he was spotted by a farmer, entangled atop a dense tree hanging and struggling to stay survived with an unopened parachute on his back.
"What happened?" yelled the farmer from below.
"Well, the parachute was closed and did not open." Tormenting British cried.
"You nitwit," said the farmer, "if you had asked anyone here before jumping they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday."
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