Funny Jokes

My mother was a kindergarten teacher and had had many young students who had difficulty sharing or working in a group because they were used to being treated like royalty by their family. Visiting her one summer, my mother overheard my husband call our four-year-old daughter, Kari-Beth, by the name of Princess. "Please don't call her that!" Mom said. "Do you know how many little girls come to school thinking they really are princesses?" I laughed, turned to my daughter and said, "Kari-Beth tell Grandma why Dad calls you princess."
Kari-Beth looked up from her coloring and replied, "Because my mom is the queen!"