Mr. Clemens was vacationing on a riverboat casino on the Mississippi with his wife. By the second day, they were already fighting.
"Your dresses are too tight," he screamed. "You look like a tramp."
"Oh," she replied, "You want to see me in something long and flowing? If you find something long and flowing, let me know and I will get in it."
Therefore, he pushed her into the river.
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