Over lunch one day Mrs. Scherer told Mrs. Swearingen, "I just don't know what to do. My husband beats me up each day."
Mrs. Swearingen tried not to show how alarmed she was. "Rosemary," she said, "that's terrible!"
Mrs. Scherer nodded. "I guess the best thing to do is start setting the alarm."
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