Funny Jokes

A very elderly and frail gentleman turned to his equally old friend, Ernest, and asked if he could remember the name of the stuff the army used to put in their cups of tea during World War Two, to stop the soldiers getting randy in the trenches. His companion remembered the ingredient but was unable to recall its name. He asked, however, why his friend wanted to know. The answer was, "Well, you know, Ernie, I think it's finally started to work."