A little girl walked into the local drugstore, held out a dime, and asked for an ice cream cone. The clerk said, "An ice cream cone is a quarter."
"How about a Coke?"
"That's also a quarter."
"A pack of gum?"
"Thirty-five cents."
The girl sighed, put the dime on the counter, and started to walk out. The clerk said, "Honey, you've forgotten your dime."
The girl said, "What good is it? It doesn't buy anything!"
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