The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real."
"It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe."
"Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play."
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