At a social function one evening Lord North found himself conversing with a certain aristocrat.
"Who is that ugly woman who just came in?" the man asked. "That," North tepidly replied, "is my wife."
"Sir, I beg your pardon," the other man said. "I do not mean her. I mean that shocking monster who is along with her."
"That," North replied, "is my daughter."
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