Funny Jokes
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The four-year-old son of a nurse was called indoors to eat. Before he had time to sit down, his mother reminded him to wash his hands so that germs would not make him sick. Shuffling to the bathroom he mumbled, "Jesus and germs. Jesus and germs. That's all I ever hear about and I ain't never seen either one."