An American businessman in Glasgow walked into a restaurant and asked the waitress what the special was. "Rrroast and rrrice," the Scottish miss replied in a heavy brogue.
"You certainly do roll your R's," the businessman observed.
"I suppose," she blushed, "but only when I wear high heels."
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