Funny Jokes

We took our seats in the movie theater, sat back, and waited for the picture to begin. However, fate was against us. A couple sat down in the seats directly in front of us. Both were tall, but the man was immense. His shoulders blocked out completely my wife's view of the screen. After straining to find a view to the left or the right, my wife tapped the lady in front and said, "Could you bend him in half?"