Funny Jokes

Tim, a young Boy Scout, fell madly in love with little Jane. He bought her ice cream and candy, and took her to the movies, but she wouldn't let him kiss her. She wanted his Boy Scout knife. Too much in love to be rational, Tim came over to Janes's house. In his hand was his knife. He handed it to her. Opening a footlocker against the wall of her room, Jane placed the knife among dozens and dozens of other Boy Scout knives. Bewildered, Tim wondered why she had all the knives. Jane explained, "Right now I'm a cute little girl and I can get anything I want. But what'll happen if I grow up and I become ugly and gruesome? Do you know what a Boy Scout will do for one of these knives?"