Jill was selling tickets at the movie house when I got a phone call. This woman said, "How much is a ticket?"
Jill said, "Seven dollars."
She said, "How much for children?"
Jill said, "Same price, seven dollars."
She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children."
Jill said, "OK, put the kids on a plane somewhere, and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way."
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