An eighty-year-old man was accused by his ex-nurse of being the father of her baby. The old man's family tried to get the charge dropped, but the old man refused to let them. His middle-aged daughter said, "Dad, you know you couldn't have fathered her child."
The eighty-year-old man said, "Of course not, but I'll be so proud when I plead guilty!"
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