Funny Jokes
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Our six-year-old son begged us for a pet, and we told him he could have a goldfish. We saw that the pet shop was having a sale on goldfish kits, which included the fish, fishbowl, food and coloured stones for the bowl's bottom. When I said that we would be buying him a goldfish kit, he looked surprised, "You mean," he said, "I have to put together my own fish?!"