Funny Jokes

Fun Messages to Leave on your Answering Machine
1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female seeking a date or friendship, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. "Hi. Now you say something."
5. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."
6. "Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"