Funny Jokes

As the only vegetarian in my family, I often get tired of defending my food choices to other family members, especially at the large dinner gatherings we have on special occasions. I didn't realize how often the subject is actually discussed until one day around Thanksgiving, when I picked up my six-year-old, Jordan, from school. His class had made Thanksgiving turkey crafts using potatoes and paper feathers.
Jordan proudly presented his to me, announcing excitedly,"Mom, this year we'll finally have the kind of turkey even you can eat!"