Funny Jokes
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I noticed that my four-year-old daughter, Diana, had a large bruise on her leg. When I asked her how she got it, she replied, "It's not a bruise, Mommy. It's a message." When I asked again how it happened, she said, "Well, I was jumping on the couch even though you told me not to, and I fell off and hit the table. That's when I finally got the message."