Inmates at our Ohio prison are allowed to shine shoes in order to make a few extra bucks. One day, I was having my shoes shined when the prisoner began to complain.
"Here I am with a degree, and I have to resort to shining shoes," he grumbled.
"What kind of degree do you have?" I asked.
Without looking up: "First degree."
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