When my husband was away at basic training, my four-year-old daughter and I stayed with my sister. Since my daughter already called me Mommy, she started calling her aunt Mom, the way her six-year-old cousin did. One day, someone called. I picked up the extension and overheard the person ask my daughter if her daddy was home.
She said, "No, he's in the Army."
"Is your mom home?" he asked.
"Yes, but she's asleep with Uncle Danny."
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